I read the news today, oh boy

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Poll:  World is a happier place than 2007.  Disagree.  Its getting worse and will continue to do so, even if the economy improves.  Perhaps the poll reflects opinions of “the one percent”.  The truth is, democracy, freedom and humaneness will devolve into anarchy that will be swiftly replaced by a dictatorship.  My prediction for 21st century AD.  Well, Plato said it first.  Sorry kids.
Romney claims to be “severely conservative” which does not sound cheerful.
The most paltry of the culture mavens are in a flurry over celebrity Beyonce’s advertisement for a fashion company that has some racial controversy, or whatever.  Who cares.  WHO CARES???  All of you, just shut up!
Crazy inbred hating-in-Jesus-name church calls off their protest at Powell’s funeral.  Oh good.  One less event where so-called Christians blaspheme and make the church a laughingstock.  One less event where the rest of us are lumped together with a wrong, sickening and illegitimate sect claiming association with the historical Christian church; a day where all of us gossipers, complainers, coveters, blame-shifters and lusters can breathe a sigh of relief that our secret sins were not made the object of some holy war by a band of self-righteous Pharisees who know nothing of grace, God, Jesus, redemption or the Bible.  They are not going to hold up signs that say God Hates Fags and Queers Burn In Hell at the funeral of the tragic situation of the Powell family.  That’s a relief.  It may have had something to do with the 1800 who pledged to picket the church if they went through with their plan.
And finally,
Feds are investigating an alarming, horrifying, barn-burning travesty in which dogs are being made sick by tainted chicken-flavored treats from China.  Go, FDA, go!  And meanwhile.  Watch one or two of the documentaries coming out about how bad a job you are doing.  Maybe in between doggie-snack factory raids.