Woman with SWINE FLU!

ALERT AMERICA!

THIS PICTURE JUST IN OF A WOMAN WITH SWINE FLU!

Swine flu has been confirmed by every known government agency to be accompanied by grotesque facial mutations like this one. Doctors from every field and practice are stunned and confused by the development. In a closed door session last week, many doctors wept in horror as they considered the implications with President Obama .

The Surgeon General hypothesized openly last night that mankind is actually entering a period of devolution, reverting backward to more animal characteristics. "Man will recede into the horizon eventually, surrendering his reason, language and creativity, being reduced to an insignificant organism."

Meanwhile, G20 nations meeting in private session unanimously agreed that God is punishing the race of men for its ecological crimes, in effect suspending man's place of primacy among the creatures, for squandering his dominion over the planet. Said one diplomat from Ukraine, "Swine flu is proof! There is a God, and he is punishing us for our crimes! Ichabod! Ichabod!"

A team of scientists in Austria have now identified the next animal expected to assume global dominance: the Bactrian Camel. The Camelus Bactrianus is especially suited to endure the long period of global warming expected to engulf the earth, which will further degrade man through the profuse sweating expected to ensue. After the holocaust, camels who are deeply loving, intellectual and witty creatures, will rise up and create a brave new civilization based on liberty, equality, and brotherhood among all camel species - from the Arabian Dromedary to the distantly related alpacas of South America.

If any humans remain, they will be reclassified under the biological family Suidae under the species Posthomonid Sus domesticus. Or, not.